Category Archives: Wasp Eye

Wasp Eye tragedy bullshit

Posted on June 9, 2011 by

“Wasp Eye used to know a stunning 6ft 2in blonde girl, who he was trying to date. One night, at a party he finally managed to woo her, and she agreed to go back to his place. Our hero was … Continue reading →

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Bionic Wasp Eye bullshit

Posted on March 3, 2011 by

“An ex-staff member who used to work for Wasp Eye popped into work recently, and revealed some juicy details about the man’s lies prior to my arrival. The best by far were these details he once gave about his motorcycle … Continue reading →

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Wasp Eye crimefighting bullshit

Posted on January 17, 2011 by

“I just overheard Wasp Eye telling a chap about how he single-handedly saved Buckinghamshire Constabulary “millions of pounds”. Passing through a policeman’s bar (as you do), he happened to overhear the ‘Chief Of Police’ sadly declaring that the area was … Continue reading →

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Wasp Eye burger-saving bullshit

Posted on January 14, 2011 by

“Having been somewhat subdued on the bullshit front for several weeks, apart from the odd few bits here and there (“Louis Spence isn’t gay” and “I torched a roomful of antique furniture”), Wasp Eye was back in full flow when … Continue reading →

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Wasp Eye’s birthday holiday bullshit

Posted on October 26, 2010 by

“Last week it was Wasp Eye’s second 51st birthday (nobody knows why but he has started jumping his age up in pairs – he went 43, 44, 45, 47, 47, 49, 49, 51, 51). For his birthday he proudly announced … Continue reading →

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Wasp Eye nuggets of bullshit

Posted on October 6, 2010 by

As well as pushing a wasp into his eye, my boss peppers our days with a thin veneer of entertaining tripe. Some of the less elaborate ones include… His son being plucked off the street to be Harry Potter’s stunt … Continue reading →

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Wasp Eye cruise bullshit

Posted on October 5, 2010 by

“My boss (Wasp Eye) has been a goldmine for these tales of bullshit. I have worked with him for a decade and he is now 51, so I would remember if he had been on a 3 month luxury cruise … Continue reading →

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Wasp Eye pub bullshit

Posted on October 5, 2010 by

“I have worked for 10 years for a man who tells the most extravagant lies, whilst failing to believe a word anybody else ever tells him. After spending a week repeatedly telling us of “this bloke in the pub who … Continue reading →

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