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Year one playground bullshit
“When I was at primary school, this girl told me that, “my dad works in a daisy chain factory and he made a daisy chain that goes ALL AROUND THE PLAYING FIELD.” She also claimed her mother knitted her cardigan … Continue reading
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Keith’s bullshit
“As students we all used to frequent a friendly pub in Hounslow called the Iron Bridge, where Keith, the landlady’s son would regale us with his ‘true stories’. It was worth it for the free drinks Keith would put your … Continue reading
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‘Back to mine’ bullshit
“In my clubbing heyday it was par for the course for all sorts of loons to end up going “all back to mine”, or more accurately “all back to the flat next door”, the home of some good friends. This … Continue reading