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Category Archives: Billy Bullshit
Human hunting bullshit
“At last year’s Christmas party, the Sales Director told me that he had been on a stag weekend to Croatia, and during the trip they had gone out hunting with semi-automatic weapons… in the snow… in sub-zero temperatures. He then … Continue reading
Broken leg bullshit
“Ten years ago, whilst I was doing my Engineering Apprenticeship, there was a lad so renowned for his fanciful tales that he was commonly known as Bullshit Tommo. He was a keen mountain biker, and competed regularly. This I can … Continue reading
Wasp Eye tragedy bullshit
“Wasp Eye used to know a stunning 6ft 2in blonde girl, who he was trying to date. One night, at a party he finally managed to woo her, and she agreed to go back to his place. Our hero was … Continue reading
African World Cup holiday bullshit
“A friend of a friend is a seasoned bullshitter. One of the more blatant fake tales came last summer when he claimed to be going to South Africa on holiday for two weeks during the World Cup. About three days … Continue reading
KFC bullshit
“I had a mate who swears his Nan owned the first KFC franchise and had her picture taken with Colonel Sanders.” (thanks to Gary)
Swimming bullshit
“I used to work as an IT manager and when I was leaving I was tasked with finding my replacement, I interviewed a few folk but the one who got the job had a young family, was fairly knowledgeable and … Continue reading
Superstar DJ bullshit
“Some years back I used to work with a particularly fulsome 20 stone sack of bullshit that we will call Matt R. His particular topic of shite was that before becoming the Helpdesk Manager he was an international superstar DJ … Continue reading
Falklands to Scotland bullshit
“A guy who drinks in our local comes out with some of the most amazing bullshit I’ve ever heard, here’s one of them. He claims when he was serving during the Falklands War (as a soldier) he borrowed a Harrier … Continue reading
Dennis The Menace bullshit
“Whilst at school, aged around 11, a boy in my class claimed to be the cousin of Dennis the Menace (that’s right, the Beano’s famous cartoon hero) and would tell us that on a weekend he would go over and … Continue reading
