“When I was at primary school, this girl told me that, “my dad works in a daisy chain factory and he made a daisy chain that goes ALL AROUND THE PLAYING FIELD.”

She also claimed her mother knitted her cardigan despite the “St. Michael” label inside, which she said her mum had sewn in specially.

Bullshit from a six-year-old. Brilliant.”

(thanks to Rachel Myburgh)