A few years ago in my local, a guy (lets call him Stuart) Was bragging about being able to down a full bottle of white wine in one go. He seemed fairly confident in the knowledge that we would just accept this as fact. How wrong he was. Money has never left pockets faster. After a quick whip round we bought the cheapest wine available and sent it his way with a straw.

What followed I could never had imagined in a million years. We’ll never really know if he can indeed down a full bottle of wine as when he majestically lifted that bottle towards his already infamous shite-spewing mouth, he did so with such gusto that he knocked his front tooth into his throat. causing him to choke and be rushed to hospital.

He also once claimed that his bell-end was the same circumference as a pint glass – we never bothered pushing for evidence of this.

(thanks to Martin McClements)