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Monthly Archives: April 2011
Superstar DJ bullshit
“Some years back I used to work with a particularly fulsome 20 stone sack of bullshit that we will call Matt R. His particular topic of shite was that before becoming the Helpdesk Manager he was an international superstar DJ … Continue reading
‘Back to mine’ bullshit
“In my clubbing heyday it was par for the course for all sorts of loons to end up going “all back to mine”, or more accurately “all back to the flat next door”, the home of some good friends. This … Continue reading
Falklands to Scotland bullshit
“A guy who drinks in our local comes out with some of the most amazing bullshit I’ve ever heard, here’s one of them. He claims when he was serving during the Falklands War (as a soldier) he borrowed a Harrier … Continue reading
Dennis The Menace bullshit
“Whilst at school, aged around 11, a boy in my class claimed to be the cousin of Dennis the Menace (that’s right, the Beano’s famous cartoon hero) and would tell us that on a weekend he would go over and … Continue reading
Wine-guzzling bullshit
A few years ago in my local, a guy (lets call him Stuart) Was bragging about being able to down a full bottle of white wine in one go. He seemed fairly confident in the knowledge that we would just … Continue reading
Martial arts bullshit
I grew up in a sleepy Buckinghamshire village during the ’80s, and being a rather tomboyish child I took up judo at the age of eight. I wasn’t very good at it, but enjoyed lobbing friends over my shoulder on … Continue reading
Giant turkey bullshit
“When I was in primary school, there was this kid Gavin, who regularly told amazing stories, like for example that his dad had the actual Bigfoot monster truck in his garage – the really famous one with ten foot high … Continue reading
Magnificent bullshit
The kid who once claimed he had forced Gary Lineker to spit on his penis had a whole heap of tales to tell, and as he lived quite close to my parents I have a full lifetime of them. When … Continue reading
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