“There was a lad in my class at school who was a prodigious spouter of first rate bullshit.

My favourite recollections were that he (aged 13) and his 22 year old sister were twins, it was ‘just that he didn’t come out till later’; the the other was why his dad had totally grey hair – a bomb he was defusing in the war exploded, all around was carnage and destruction, but his dad was unscathed other than his hair turning grey overnight.

According to his Facebook profile, he is now married to a 21 year old blonde model, but also appears to still be living at home with his mum.”

(thanks to Chris H)