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Monthly Archives: March 2011
22 stone office bullshit
“My brother’s girlfriend works with a woman of exceptional talents. She is a large, middle-aged office worker, claiming benefits for various mobility related disabilities, with an apparent long history of travel to exotic places, where she learned what it’s like … Continue reading
Twitter bullshit
Billy Bullshit is on Twitter – true story. Here’s some of the best nuggets of shite that have been submitted by our Twitter followers lately… “I went to school with a lad who said his Dad made him a Playstation … Continue reading
Various bullshit
“I have a few crackers from a guy I used to work with. He sued to tell us all this shit in all seriousness. It was amazing… (1) A helicopter once flew over his garden, turned upside down and cut … Continue reading
Giant disability bullshit
“I went to school with a guy called ‘Snake’ (a nickname he coined and circulated himself , which might give you a better idea of his character), who despite being at most a shade over six foot two, swore blind … Continue reading
Oasis texting bullshit
“There was a guy I used to work with whose name was Steve (so he says) and was a security guard in the entertainment venue where I worked. He was one of those guys who can’t stay still for two … Continue reading
Ronnie O’Sullivan bullshit
“A few years ago we had a bloke in the pub I worked in (now barred for being a tosser) who was constantly coming out with tall tales (so many that I can’t remember most of them but there are … Continue reading
Bionic Wasp Eye bullshit
“An ex-staff member who used to work for Wasp Eye popped into work recently, and revealed some juicy details about the man’s lies prior to my arrival. The best by far were these details he once gave about his motorcycle … Continue reading
Posted in Billy Bullshit, Wasp Eye
Tagged bulletproof, crash, knees, motorcycle, ribcage, titanium, Wasp Eye
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Twins bullshit
“There was a lad in my class at school who was a prodigious spouter of first rate bullshit. My favourite recollections were that he (aged 13) and his 22 year old sister were twins, it was ‘just that he didn’t … Continue reading
Hendrix bullshit sponge
“I know a bloke who’s not so much a bullshitter himself, as a credulous fool who absorbs the bullshit of others. As a result, he comes out with these utterly implausible tales that he obviously completely believes, while the real … Continue reading
Posted in Billy Bullshit
Tagged accountant, jimi hendrix, lost album, sharon osbourne
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Brain-dead mother bullshit
“A girl at our school (boarding school) called Vivian in the year below me was in our dormitory of eight girls. Vivian used to get upset at nights but wouldn’t tell us why. Eventually she came out and said it … Continue reading
