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Monthly Archives: February 2011
A-level SAS bullshit
“When I was at school in the 6th form, we had a compulsive bullshitter in our class. He said that in the summer his parents had sent him on an SAS training course in order to toughen him up (this … Continue reading
Compendium of bullshit
“I have been blessed to know three massive bullshitters in my life. The first was a guy in my year at school. My personal favourite from him was a tale about how he had a quad bike and the day … Continue reading
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Supermarket bullshit
“In my youth I worked in a local Kwiksave with a prize bullshit merchant. Some people bullshit to get a one-up over someone else but this bloke seemed unable to open his mouth without telling a lie. A couple of … Continue reading
Condom bullshit
“I worked with a woman that told me she had a previous job in a condom factory and it was her job to put a tiny hole in every fifth condom because the government was worried about the falling population … Continue reading
Newman bullshit
A few years ago, I worked opposite a fat bloke who strongly resembled Wayne Knight, (Newman from Seinfeld, Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park), glasses and all. Before I even started in the office I was warned of his constant and … Continue reading
Worrying fake bruise bullshit
“When I was about 11 there was a girl at school who insisted that her cat was capable of speech and could say the word “banana”. Also, Jim had apparently fixed it fixed it for her to have tea with … Continue reading
Baby booze bullshit
“We went skiing with a mate years ago who used to tell some pretty tall stories and vehemently stick by them. Apparently he was the youngest out of all of us to ever try booze, claiming that as a toddler … Continue reading
Physics teacher bullshit
“Our Physics teacher Melvin “Bullshit” Hunter used to tell us non-physics related “facts” which were obviously complete bollocks and much more interesting than his lessons. I wish I could remember more but two gems are: He inverted the gearbox in … Continue reading
Pop telly bullshit
“This is a tale about a school girl, let’s call her Caroline. She bullshat her way through most conversations, making herself out to know everyone, have been everywhere and and and etc etc etc…. One day, a few of us … Continue reading
Bullet wound bullshit
“I heard this tale from a steward named John who worked on a North Sea oil rig and claimed he had served with the British Army in Northern Ireland. (He had loads of tattoos and looked hard.) He was the … Continue reading
