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Monthly Archives: January 2011
Wasp Eye crimefighting bullshit
“I just overheard Wasp Eye telling a chap about how he single-handedly saved Buckinghamshire Constabulary “millions of pounds”. Passing through a policeman’s bar (as you do), he happened to overhear the ‘Chief Of Police’ sadly declaring that the area was … Continue reading
Call Of Duty bullshit
“I work with an absolute whopper of a bullshitter. He’s hit me and a few of the lads with some pearlers and I’ve only worked there a few months. He reckons did all the exams to get in to the … Continue reading
Wasp Eye burger-saving bullshit
“Having been somewhat subdued on the bullshit front for several weeks, apart from the odd few bits here and there (“Louis Spence isn’t gay” and “I torched a roomful of antique furniture”), Wasp Eye was back in full flow when … Continue reading
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Tagged beef extract, burger, cow spine, hitler, Wasp Eye, wasting disease
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Schoolgirl Oscars bullshit
“When we were 12, a friend claimed she has gone to the Oscars and had a photo taken with Leonardo DiCaprio, but it didn’t develop. That all happened in one night, by the way. She was back in school the … Continue reading
Dalek bullshit
“I am reminded of a lad I was fortunate enough to go to primary school with. He didn’t join until the last year of school (age 10-11), so he was already a bit of an outsider. He compounded this with … Continue reading
Lonesome wanderer bullshit
“When we were young, my little sister and I would look forward to the times when our dad would light some candles and tell us about his life before our mum and us. I took it as truth that he … Continue reading
Car headlamp bullshit
About 30 years ago, I worked with a total bullshitter who he told me that his mate had removed the headlights from his car and replaced them with lasers. Remember this was 1980, when lasers were only found in labs. … Continue reading
Tightrope-walking bullshit
A guy I worked with came out with some cracking bullshit… my favourite two were… “Yeah, I played rugby at quite a high level when I was eight. I was so good I played with the adults, but they banned … Continue reading
