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Monthly Archives: December 2010
Cliff’s bullshit
“Many years ago I was at school with a kid called Cliff who told a few remarkable tales. His sister owned a Lancia Beta which had an advanced anti-theft system. If you tried to break into it using a key … Continue reading
Skiing bullshit
“I had a work colleague called Paul back in the early 90s who was prone to telling a few tall tales. Here are the ones I can remember… …Paul’s dad was the chief exec of a local machinery company and … Continue reading
House-stealing bullshit
“A kid a couple of years above us at school was in the pub with us – we were 18 then so he would have been 20. When we asked him what he was doing he replied: “I’ve come up … Continue reading
I was a bullshitter too
“For some inexplicable reason my mum and dad didn’t give me or my brother middle names – they had middle names, all my friends and relations had middle fucking names but we didn’t. It may not seem important now but … Continue reading
I was a bullshitter
“You know how when you’re a kid, the boundaries of your world are quite small? One day, I decided I would play one street further over than I normally did, discovering a whole new crew of kids who I played … Continue reading
Jumping bullshit
“A mate of mine, when he was about 12, reckoned he’d jumped out of a 50ft tree onto concrete and not had a scratch to show for it. Surprisingly enough, he couldn’t say where this incredible feat had been performed … Continue reading
Small bits of bullshit
Some guy at my school told us that… …his dad was a retired ninja. …he had a pet ostrich that he wasn’t allowed to show anyone because it might get scared and kill people. …he made these little broomsticks like … Continue reading
