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Monthly Archives: October 2010
Photo bullshit
“At uni there was this Finnish guy called Tommy. One day when we were in his room we noticed a framed picture on his desk of a very attractive woman in a naval outfit. This, said Tommy, was his girlfriend … Continue reading
Special Forces bullshit
“I have a friend (we’ll call him Jimmy) who claims to have been in the SAS (or ‘Special Forces) and he’s full of bullshit. Where do I begin…… There was one mission he was on in Africa when the soldiers … Continue reading
Footballing bullshit
“When I was a kid we lived on a close with similarly-aged kids but there was an older lad in the corner who knocked about with us as well. He told everyone that he was on the books at Manchester … Continue reading
Grand Prix bullshit
“I have an acquaintance (a stonemason) who reckons he knows Paul Stewart (son of Jackie Stewart), and goes to every Grand Prix with him. He says Bernie Ecclestone has sometimes landed his helicopter in the field at his farm to … Continue reading
Drug-smuggling bullshit
“There was a rock club in my home town that was the place that all the sixth form bands used to play and the guy who worked on the cloakroom there was an ever-reliable source of bullshit. Having toured the … Continue reading
Garden panda bullshit
“When I was in year 3 a girl in my class spend most lunch breaks regaling us with tales of the baby panda cubs that lived in her back garden (in London’s Golders Green). Apparently, the London Zoo had given … Continue reading
More Turtles bullshit
“My old next door neighbour was a walking barrel of bullshit and we lived near a film studio where quiz shows and shit TV dramas were regularly filmed. This was at the time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a big … Continue reading
Computer bullshit
“I remember some kid at school many years ago telling us how he increased the memory on his Commodore VIC-20. Apparently he opened it up, and put a screwdriver near some chip and turned a screw. He said you could … Continue reading
Rock bullshit
“A mate of mine in our teenage years (we’ll call him Billy) had neither imagination nor originality but he did love rock music. His bullshit was always rock-specific and made up on the spur of the moment – a fatal … Continue reading
Wasp Eye’s birthday holiday bullshit
“Last week it was Wasp Eye’s second 51st birthday (nobody knows why but he has started jumping his age up in pairs – he went 43, 44, 45, 47, 47, 49, 49, 51, 51). For his birthday he proudly announced … Continue reading
Posted in Billy Bullshit, Wasp Eye
Tagged ben nevis, birthday, bullshit, holiday, scotland, Wasp Eye
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